Compiled by Scrubadoo‘s Jen Hankin
Now that the holiday’s are over and it’s back to work. Take a moment to laugh a little today. You deserve it!
Two patients limp into two different hospitals with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.Next time take me to a vet!
*WOOF*
Why bother with tested glasses for driving .. simply get a prescription windshield!
A Chemist at A Pharmacy:
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist
The chemist replies, “That’s it, I can never remember that word!”
Ambulance:
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
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